Nick
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| posted on 7-15-2005 at 08:23 PM |
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Where are they now?
There've been recent questions about the whereabouts of "former" board members and others within 6 or more degrees of separation
from Aimee. Patsy, spidey, and even Jesus have surfaced (whew, and I thought someone committed an unforgivable sin and we were entirely godless 
).
But who knows what happened to Strawberry Shortcake? Should we troll the bottom of the East River? Scan new live music venues in South Brooklyn? Scour
new faculty appointments in the Ivy League? Check out BestBuy mechandise associates? Raid some hidden lab deep in some forest? What?
Hey, I know two people here in Cambridge who knew Aimee when she was here; one repaired her guitars. Both are doing great!
And what about hearing about all the other lesser luminaries within Aimee's sphere of light?
Including...
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Originally posted by Big Red Dog
I was wondering what happened to all the til' Tuesday band members? Where are they now? What are they doing?
I have no idea, and frankly don't really care, not being a TT fan! 
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Patsy
Lost in Space  
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Registered 10-31-2004 Member Is Offline Mood: fabulous!
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| posted on 7-15-2005 at 08:36 PM |
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I thought they didn't let people with drug convictions into America, but I explained that it's not so much a conviction, dahling.
It's more of a strong belief.
Time is like a stretched elastic band.
You can't let it go or it'll come back and take your eye out.
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7th-Level Young Slave
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 posted on 7-15-2005 at 11:42 PM |
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quote:
Originally posted by Nick
But who knows what happened to Strawberry Shortcake?
I feel much regret in informing you all that Strawberry Shortcake will not be returning to this Board... 
<<CUE Funeral Music>>
As fate would have it, Strawberry Shortcake was... viciously mauled by a Care Bear (the Blue One, I'm told) not too long ago and suffered
multiple lacerations in her "sponge-like regions". 
Though it was My Pretty Pony that had rushed her to the ER, Strawberry Shortcake died upon arrival.
As a result of Ms. Shortcake's passing, the Care Bear was charged with 1st Degree Mauling and thus, "put down".
Strawberry Shortcake and the Blue Care Bear are survived by their mutual friends, My Pretty Pony and the Monchichis. The other Care Bears made no
comment in light of hearing the tragic news.
It was a sad day for all.
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ittybittyone
Wise Up 
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Registered 7-28-2003 Location Los Angeles Member Is Offline Mood: (y)
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| posted on 7-16-2005 at 12:03 AM |
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Oh no! Say it isn't so!!!
Well, I always knew that Blue Care Bear was evil. I mean, just look at him.
 That scowl, those beady little eyes and the rain cloud!!! What an ominious looking cloud it is!
I am, though, very relieved to hear the the Monchichis are doing well. Any word on if Jem and the Holgrams were involved? I hope not...
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7th-Level Young Slave
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| posted on 7-16-2005 at 01:15 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by ittybittyone
Any word on if Jem and the Holgrams were involved? I hope not...
<<BREAKING NEWS!!!>>
Though Jem and the Holograms were brought in for questioning and released of all possible charges, it turns out that a lead-singing member of the
Holograms' rival band, PIZZAZZ of the Misfits, has been taken into custody on suspicions of CONSPIRACY!!! 
At this time, prime suspect Pizzazz is being held without bail. Her hearing before a judge is scheduled for early next week. (Refer to an
incarceration photo of the suspect below...)
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ittybittyone
Wise Up
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Registered 7-28-2003 Location Los Angeles Member Is Offline Mood: (y)
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| posted on 7-18-2005 at 06:56 PM |
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Wow! This gets more diabolical by the moment...
CONSPIRICY! Pizzazz and the Blue Care bear teaming up!!!
My childhood idols are being knocked down one by one...
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ILuvUAimee
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| posted on 7-18-2005 at 07:29 PM |
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Hmmm
The flatulistic four rise from the Asses.
No, it's not going to stop-'Til you wise up.
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AllanElephant
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No! Poor Shortcake!
I hope more of the former trolls resurface, and stick around... And don't suffer the horrible fate of Ms. Shortcake. 
Even after all that rushing around, where we've ended up is the middle of nowhere in the middle of the night. And maybe knowing isn't the
point. Where we're standing right now, in the ruins in the dark, what we could build is anything.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v122/SabreIsTired/lies.jpg
http://www.last.fm/user/HighOnSunday51
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floydvai83
Seasoned Veteran 
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Registered 12-4-2002 Location georgia Member Is Offline Mood:
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| posted on 7-20-2005 at 01:40 AM |
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Just to set the record straight...
After a slightly illegal but passionate affair, Strawberry Mary (or "Strawberry Shortcake," as you all are calling her for some odd
reason) and I decided to settle down in my 2 bedroom apartment. It's not much, but as Strawberry is not a very big person, she has plenty of
room to run around in, and a good-sized closet in which to store all her toys. I occasionally play "Mr. Harris" for her on the record
player and, although I don't think she understands the reference, she says the song is "cute." She is an Aimee Mann fan through and
through!
I can't reveal the location of our apartment, but rest assured, "Strawberry Shortcake" is indeed safe, healthy, and happy. Please do
not believe all the malicious rumors.
Thank you.
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Nick
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| posted on 7-20-2005 at 02:14 AM |
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Whew. Thanks for your post. I was beginning to think that some aged renegade GoBot with an inferiority complex (Transformers were so much
better) took out his misplaced aggressions on yet another innocent victim.
Your happy little home isn't near Strawberry Fields, now is it?
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7th-Level Young Slave
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| posted on 7-20-2005 at 07:02 AM |
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quote:
Originally posted by floydvai83 I can't reveal the location of our apartment, but rest assured, "Strawberry Shortcake"
is indeed safe, healthy, and happy. Please do not believe all the malicious rumors.
If that's true, Floyd, then how do you explain THIS autopsy photo?!
Yes, indeed, folks. It was a massacre.
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